Community!

Community! No…not the show, the Concept! What could make us take on such a daunting subject? No Clue! However, here we are with a brief foray into the matter of community. First we discuss some of the best communities we have experienced and how to better the communities in which we currently reside. Then we jump to our guest, Curt Herzog. Curt is the Director of Development for Pi Kappa Phi. Curt has extensive experience in developing and maintaining communities all over the country. Join us in our first conversation about community!

About Curt and Pi Kappa Phi

Music in “Community”
Que Sera by Wax Tailor
Downtown by Mackelmore and Ryan Lewis
Gone by JR JR

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Turkey Day Takeover by Two Holiday Giants

thanksgiving-serenity1PHOENIX, Ariz. – The Board of Pilgrims accepts a buyout offer of 3.4 trillion dollars for the nearly 400 year-old American tradition of Thanksgiving, officials announced Wednesday, November 4. The deal involves joint funds from the Halloween Industrial Corp. and, Global Holiday Giant, Christmas International.

Understanding the consumer pressure of the gift giving season and the burgeoning culture of slutty Halloween costumes, it is believed that the time Thanksgiving typically represented will be split 30/70 between the Halloween and Christmas holidays.

Christopher Jones of Mayflower Consulting, a member of the Board of Pilgrims stated, “We have great respect for all of the Christmas and Halloween brands, heritage, and people.”

“Liquor and Turkey sales will drop drastically in late November, the National Turkey Federation will be the hardest hit.” Dr. John Smith, Professor of Urban Sociology at Yuma State Community College commenting on the economic effects concerning the loss of Thanksgiving, a celebration in America since 1621.

It is believed that the traditional shopping days following Thanksgiving of “Black Friday” and “Cyber Monday” will be combined into a weeklong event. Rumors have come forward that online retail giant Amazon.com and Wal-Mart are in a bidding war for naming rights.

It is unknown how many jobs losses will occur with the takeover of Thanksgiving.  Multiple unsuccessful attempts were made to reach Christmas International CEO and President Santa Claus and COO of Halloween Industrial, Jack O’Lantern.

Christmas’ number one stockholder, Jesus Christ, wrote on his blog about the Thanksgivings buyout “significant strategic value” for “a variety of significantly larger companies that are engaging in more direct competition with one another due to the evolution of the buyers market.”

-RB

COMING SOON

Hey, duders!

Just a quick update, we recorded the first episode of #FolkRooster yesterday! It shouldn’t take more than a couple of days to get it edited and posted to the blog. So, be sure to subscribe to the blog and look for us all over social media (take a look at the previous blog post for a list of where to find us).

We’ll post to iTunes once we get 3+ episodes deep, so it’ll be even easier to get this podcasty goodness!

Here we come!

Caleb